One of the worst days of your life?
I can relate to that, Dick. But when we were hunting togetether, you said that the day that Libby told Fitzgerald that you had authorized him to leak classified information about Valerie Plame was one of the worst days of your life. Maybe they were both worst days.
One other thing:
When I found out you were going to be on the TV, I had it removed.
And please STOP SENDING ME PRESS RELEASES IN THE THIRD PERSON.
One other thing:
When asked if their patient would be tuning in to the vice president's first on-air interview about the shooting, Banko said, "There is no television in his room at this point in time."
When I found out you were going to be on the TV, I had it removed.
And please STOP SENDING ME PRESS RELEASES IN THE THIRD PERSON.
posted by Harry Whittington at 2:17 PM
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Atta boy, Harry! Give him hell.
Okay Harry, it's just you and me here so I want to ask a question. I don't believe Mrs. Cheney was with her husband on that ranch last weekend, so did you by any chance see Monica Lewinsky out there? See, if you did you might look around for one of her dresses. See if you find one of her stained dress we have a killer case (no pun intended)against old Dick. Shooting someone is, according to the Right, no big deal but a stained dress will blow the top off the country.
I left you this comment at Neil's site earlier but since time is close I better repost it here.
So Harry, are you going to watch Brit Hume tonight as he kisses Cheney and make it all better for him? If I were you I'd have a stiff one before the interview starts. Oh, maybe I shouldn't mention "stiff one" to a man your age. Perhaps I should have said you might want to have a cocktail before the interview.
Bless your heart and all your other parts too.
Monica? You mean Pamela? Then the answer is yes.
You might want to know (for legal reasons) that this may not have been his first "gun accident". Check here: http://www.kumquatnation.com
Hey, it's too bad about the heart attack and all, but when you sneak up on Dick Cheney like that, you gotta figure you're gonna get what's coming.
Just ask Joe Wilson and the missus.
Here in the Ozarks we have a lot of quail hunters. They form a line of three hunters. On one end, the fellow will only shoot to his left. On the other end, the fellow will only shoot to his right. The one in the middle will only shoot straight ahead. There's nary ever a quail-hunting accident, but we have a right smart number of deer hunter casualties. Hillbilly
No TV in the ICU? What's that all about? And just what is this '5 to 200' pellets crap? Have those doctors every heard of x-rays? Cat scans? Counting the number of entry wounds?
Ever wonder why I never go "hunting" with my husband? But typically, he goes looking for pussy. The only way he can get it for free is to shoot it.
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