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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Have you ever been in a situation

where somebody you thought was your friend did something that hurt you very much, and then they tried to blame it on you? And then that person waited 18 hours to report it to the media, and that person's colleagues tried to make a joke out of it, until you had a heart attack? Just wondering.


Blogger Tom DeLay said...

I know what you mean Harry. I thought Jack Abramoff was my buddy. But now he's sold me out to the Feds. What a bastard.

4:45 PM  
Blogger Small Fish said...

what a dick!

5:28 PM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Tom D. knows what he's talking about but don't trust him with your wallet.

5:38 PM  
Blogger Frederick said...

Why'd ya have to remind me of my first wife...jk

6:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm filing this with the authorities as a criminal act. You are not Harry Whittington and the shame of it is that you actually have the idiot moonbats at DailyKos and the other liberal idiots believing you are.

Of course, that speak volumes to and of itself.


6:52 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

Anonymous: you are so right. Who the hell does this guy think he is? But what do you mean that it speaks volumes "to and of itself?" Don't pull a boner!

7:20 PM  
Anonymous Tomas said...

Anonymous: Hey, yeah, I'm going to file a complaint too! This fake Harry Whittington guy has such a pre-9/11 mindset when it comes to the first amendment.

Ohh, and it's "in and of itself" (I know, prepositions are little, but tricky words).

8:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, so now parody is a criminal act? My God, is this what the founding fathers risked life and limb for, so that we can't even laugh about someone being shot in the face by the Vice President?

10:28 PM  
Blogger Professor Snape said...

Indeed, Harold. I myself have thought I could trust Slughorn, the former Potions Master. But Sluggo spiked my polyjuice potion with mango juice, and now I like drinks with umbrellas in them.

10:30 PM  
Blogger double plus mal said...

Careful with your words, Harry. You're talking like a liberal.

10:40 PM  
Anonymous Harvey Millwright said...

Ya know what is the funniest part of all this?

Dick, while all liquored up shoots his buddy in the face, hides from the authorities and nothing happens.

Clinton shoots his wad in an intern's face and gets impeached.

10:46 PM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

First, I hope you're still alive at this writing, Mr. Whittington, and that no more of those "5 to 200" pellets has entered your heart and killed you. Things will only get worse when you leave the hospital. All of your sensitive Republican friends will be calling you 'Pellethead', and the pellets removed from your body will be auctioned off on eBay for thousands of dollars each. Maybe millions.

10:57 PM  
Anonymous Nover Grorquist said...

Harry, if you bite it does Dick get to have you stuffed and put up on his office wall? Does the NRA have a ruling on this?

12:05 AM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Anonymous, Bugs Bunny isn't a real rabbit.
Did you check your sense of humor at the door?

6:10 AM  
Blogger Kevin said...

WHAT!?! Bugs Bunny isn't a real rabbit. Jesus, could this day get ANY worse?

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Dick "Dick" Cheney said...

Doesn't anyone care about my feelings? All I wanted to to was kill little birds. Because, you know, that's fun. I didn't mean to shoot you in the head with a shotgun. Don't you know this was one of the worst days in my life? Let's have a little sympathy for me!

9:53 AM  
Blogger Rev. Manny Gregorius said...

Now, I forget, which one are you banging, that Armstrong lady or the Ambassador to Switzerland? I'd ask Dick which of the two he's screwing (take one look at Piano-Leg Lynne & who can blame him?), but he never answers my emails.

10:34 AM  
Blogger Ray said...

Small Fish, I totally agree...what a dick!

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Scooter Libby said...

Well, one time my boss told me to pass on some info to the press. Then I got busted and he totally hung me out to dry. he's all, "I didn't tell him to do it!" and I'm all, "Yes, he did!" And now he's like pretending to be my pal and asking me if I'm gonna tell on him or not. I can't tell if he's really my friend or if he just doesn't want to get in trouble. So I TOTALLY get where you're coming from dude.

10:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I'd like to cuss you out big time - you stupid bleepity bleep bleep bleep. Don't you know how much you have hurt THE VP?? How could you be so recklessly stupid and get in the way our dear leader's shooting. You have caused great anxiety for Dick, and I'm frankly worried about him having another heart attack.

So bleep you. Please leave the Republican Party. Our tent isn't enough for the likes of you.

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Jack Abramoff said...

Don't pay any attention to Tom Delay. He's a liar.

1:26 PM  
Anonymous barn raised quail said...

hey there thanks for taking that one for me. much obliged, as we say here in the covey

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bugs Bunny isn't real?

Is there NO END to the horrors that this shooting will reveal?!

2:08 PM  
Anonymous MrsLynneCheney said...

Better you than me... heh

8:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ever had a big Dick unload in your face ?

4:55 AM  
Blogger louise said...

Yes I have been. I started in that situation in 1968 when Dick Cheney and his lawyer purposely hid my adoption and it actually destroyed the whole rest of my life! It much worse than getting shot! To add insult to injury, not only did those decisions to hide my adoption destroy my whole life, but Dick Came back and forced me to walk on my two feet that were fractured by coming to Canada and telling Gordon Campbell to not allow me to Drive my car even though I owned it. Your right Mr.Whittington he's a real monster.

11:52 AM  

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