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Friday, February 17, 2006

I am deeply sorry

that I chickened out today. I wanted to stand up to Dick, I really did. But Dick said if I didn't apologize for all the trouble I had gotten him into by being shot, he was going to take me on another hunting trip.

At least I know who my true friends are now.

Thanks Mel, Robot, Douglas, Neil, Patricia, Wonkette and everyone else who wished me well along the way.


Blogger Robot Buddha said...

Don't be so hard on yourself, Sir. I'm sure that you were, and still are, under an enormous amount of pressure. The important thing is to stay as far as you can from Cheney. And try not and sign anything.

1:07 PM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

I guess you could say it was like they were holding a gun to your head to get you to say that silly stuff.

Might I suggest you wear a bulletproof everything the next time you are in range of cheney. Don't use the stuff the military issues, we aren't hearing a lot of good stuff about that.

Enjoy being back at home and relaxing. At least you can always brag that you were the first person cheney shot. We don't know how many more there will be.

I surely hope your hunting days are over for you and for the innocent animals too.

2:25 PM  
Anonymous Tomas said...

Yeah, it's alright Harry. I heard about the executive order that stated if a citizen was shot by anyone in the administration and didn't apologize, they'd be sent to Git Mo.

On the bright side, all that brusing in your face has given you a little color!

P.S. - How's the 'ol ticker feeling?

2:26 PM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

ps...I forgot to thank you for the link on your home page. That was sweet of you. My site is only nine days old today.

2:30 PM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

Dementia may have set in, Harry, brought on by that onslaught of pellets on your head. But of course if it is dementia, you wouldn't recognize it, because you're demented. But you should give up those Republicans, Harry, and come live with us in the Land of the Undemented. You're welcome any time...but don't bring the gun...

3:32 PM  
Blogger egalia said...

Now that you've apologized, I hope Cheney will aim his sights at someone else. Molly Ivins says you are a good guy, Harry. She called you a "liberal" Republican. Do you think that's the real reason Cheney took you down? Liberal Republicans beware.

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Doug Hoffman said...

I figured you had to have been coerced, Mr. Whittington. Don't worry. Once Dick has resigned, you'll be able to come clean with what really happened.

Oh -- I know you're distracted by 600 tiny metal pellets around your heart and neck and face and stuff, but you put up the wrong URL for my site.

Your pal,


5:31 PM  
Blogger newscoma said...

Just imagine if you were a democrat. It could have been a lot worse, Harry.
It's okay that you had to drink the Kool-Aid and I'm sure the painkillers your taking is the excuse Dick will use to exonerate himself.
You know, with the gun incident so fresh in your memory, you did what you had to.

5:54 PM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

I posted a link to a picture taken yesterday of your face. Man, that had to hurt!

5:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, I really BELIEVE this is Harry. Get Real!

8:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You dumbasses are talking to him and asking questions, like it's really Harry.

I am LMAO at the whole bunch of you.

8:53 AM  
Anonymous MzNicky said...

To the anonymi above: That really really hurts our feelings. If we want it to be Harry, it IS Harry, so there.

Darling Harry: We're so happy you've made such a speedy recovery, and that Mr. Cheney won't have to go to prison. I wonder if the vice president has now reflected upon the pain, heartbreak, disfigurement, and medical bills that can result when someone points a gun at someone else and fires away. Perhaps he's now so horribly aware of the suffering of others that he's turned over a new leaf. The troops will now be coming home from Iraq; careless, drunken hunters will be prosecuted for the harm they have caused; guns will be licensed and restricted...peace will break out...gun-related deaths will plummet..o happy day...happy day!

Ha! Gotcha there, didn't I?! Ain't never gonna happen! Get real indeed!

Sincerely yours.

10:33 AM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Anon, have you ever had an imagination? Did you ever pretend just for fun? Have you a sense of humor? No? That's what I thought.

11:01 AM  
Blogger Kathleen Callon said...

Is this blog real?

11:14 AM  
Blogger MadMustard said...

Duck Harry! No, seriously... you need to start hunting for ducks.

You can still hunt with Cheney... he didn't hurt Scalia when they went duck hunting.

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harry, Harry, be strong. You're just enabling bad behavior! I suggest therapy. Or a visit to Oprah's show.

2:05 PM  
Blogger Kate R said...

you coward! Giving in like that. . tell us what you got in exchange for the apology (I do hope it was better than a measly ambassadorship) and we might forgive you.

2:36 PM  
Blogger summersun70 said...

I'm so pleased to learn you have made such a speedy recovery and that you still have the humanity not only to forgive poor Mr Cheney, but to apologise to him too.
Of course, you do mean it ...... don't you .....?

6:28 PM  
Blogger Helen Wheels said...

It takes a big man to apologize for taking up the space on earth which should have been reserved for birdshot. Good work, Harry.

8:12 AM  
Blogger catnip said...

Mr Whittington, I've made you my Honourary Canadian Citizen this week.

10:33 AM  
Blogger Philbert Suggs said...

Thank you for supporting Dick! General Cheney is in a tight fight for his reputation. We GOP men have worked our Bee Hinds off to keep him manly strong and mean tough!!! We can't lose now!!!

5 defurments from NAM, 30 million in the bank this year from Haliburton stock, his "ass istant" named SCOOTER coming OUT!, it can all colapse for us conservative men. I mean Broke Back Mountain is getting way too close to Cheney's life story.
Thanks Harry...for doing this...WE on the RIGHT need you now more than ever!!!

SPORTS-Manly Yours,



"sometimes its ok to take a bullet from a buddy...."

Bang Lee

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We made this just for you Harry:

5:26 AM  
Blogger Robot Buddha said...

Just checking in, Sir. It seems your forced apology has started a trend...I blogged about it today.

8:27 AM  
Blogger Tina said...

Speedy recovery sir... and thank God Ted Nugent had decided to turn Karen Armstrong down for that last minute nekked girl hunt he had to attend. Your ass would've been a goner.

10:44 AM  
Blogger Blue Gal said...

Don't. Sign. Anything. And if I were you, I would simply stop using the phone. We can communcate here.

The chardonnay has a silver sleeve and is in "the refrigerator door."

More later.

4:07 PM  
Blogger joe said...

LOL, and i thought I had too much time on my hands !

1:52 PM  
Blogger B.L. Sabob: now "completely heterosexual" said...

Hey Stupefuck!!

Anyone who goes for that "canned hunting" shit deserves to be shot in the face.


3:38 PM  
Blogger Anna said...


9:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did the Drs. tell you how many of those pellets were left in you?

2:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harry, you're so "last weeks scnadal" material.

What do you think about the Dubai ports deal?

And how many beers did you have?

1:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Longtime ago I spent 7 months in the slammer behind bars w lousy painful meals and already served 5 years worth of probation as I graduated from anger management class doing my time for unlawful use of a weapon hunting rifle AK47 I didnt even put one bullet on anyone and or animals and I am still charged with felony class d that really ruins my reputations for life! Hey thats not fair Dick Cheney got away scot free? I surely need a pardon and a criminal expungement from you your honor Harry Whittington?

12:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shame all that Cheney deal detracted from why Harry is my hero. Few people know how much help Harry did/is doing for anyone being land grabbed.

How about some blogs on that?

As always we wish you well and hope you get fully recovered.

11:47 AM  

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